At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little Baby Bear.
The judge asks Baby Bear, “Do you want to live with Papa Bear?”
Baby Bear replied, “No, he beats me.”
Then the judge asked, “So you want to live with Mommy Bear.”
Baby Bear said, “No, she beats me too.”
The judge asked, “Well, then with whom do you want to live?”
Baby Bear says, “The Chicago Bears, they don’t beat anybody!”