We got this on tv here but I don’t know whether it got much play in the US. So just in case you missed it, here is the complete release… I hope it works!
In case you don’t remember, “Evian” is natural water that comes from springs on the south (French) shore of Lake Geneva. Reflect on it!
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Your mother sent me this via email and I decided to cop it and put it up here – apologies to the copyright holder, if there is one… It took me a little while to appreciate that these are the “signs of life” of your (or somebody’s) vehicle. Some of them I recognise, others are strange to me, but my car is a 12-year-old gasoline-burner. Also, it looks like the author is a Brit, judging by the choice of some words.
Anyway, I got a good chuckle out of it, but I have to admit there are things I did not understand. Duhh… (sorry ’bout that!)
Well, here is a reason to be glad that you are not part of a spic-n-span military outfit!
I can imagine doing that, but I am totally unconvinced that the results are worth the effort! Isn’t a patent leather boot a simpler solution? Or even shiny-surfaced rubber! I know, I know, it is the dedication that counts, not the end results – well, sort of!