Your mother sent me this via email and I decided to cop it and put it up here – apologies to the copyright holder, if there is one… It took me a little while to appreciate that these are the “signs of life” of your (or somebody’s) vehicle. Some of them I recognise, others are strange to me, but my car is a 12-year-old gasoline-burner. Also, it looks like the author is a Brit, judging by the choice of some words.

Anyway, I got a good chuckle out of it, but I have to admit there are things I did not understand. Duhh… (sorry ’bout that!)